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 |  ATTENTION PARENTS!!!
 At one point during a game, the coach called one of his seven year old players over
and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is?  What a TEAM is?"
 
 The little boy nodded Yes.
 
 "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a TEAM?"  The
little boy nodded Yes.
 
 "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't
argue, curse, attack the umpire or call him a dork.  Do you understand all of that?"  
Again, the little boy said Yes.
 
 The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another player gets a 
chance to play, you understand that it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach
a dumb jerk, is it?"  Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
 
 "Good," said the coach.  "Now go over there and explain all of that to your mother."
 
 
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